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Title:Gil's All Fright Diner
Format Type:Ebook
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Publisher:Tor Books
ISBN:0765350017
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Number of Pages:268
Category:Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Fiction, Urban fantasy, Vampires, Zombies

Gil's All Fright Diner by A. Lee Martinez

PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC Gil's All Fright Diner div div Bloodier than i Fried Green Tomatoes i Funnier than i The Texas Chainsaw Massacre i .

Welcome to Gil s All Night Diner where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer .

Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick up truck when they stop at the diner for a quick bite to eat They aren t planning to stick around until Loretta the eatery s owner offers them one hundred dollars to take care of her zombie problem Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl s a vampire this looks right up their alley .

But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg Seems someone s out to drive Loretta from the diner and more than willing to raise a little hell on earth if that s what it takes Before Duke and Earl get to the bottom of the diner s troubles they ll run into such otherworldly complications as undead cattle an amorous ghost a jailbait sorceress and the terrifying occult power of pig Latin .

And maybe just maybe the End of the World too .

Gory sexy and flat out hilarious i Gil s All Fright Diner i will tickle your funny bone before ripping it out of its socket div div

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